February 2012
26 posts
When your friends try to show you something funny...
paulacaust:
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
I apologize to all my irl friends.
i asked you a question so innocently and politely and you reply like a fucking arrogant asshole. COOL, thanks for that -.-
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
January 2012
58 posts
sparklefap:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
reminds me of gerard
What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...
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Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters
By Jessica Valenti
(via -sicknasty)
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
foundationsbuiltonsand:
Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
Or drugs.
my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse?
pandacows:
i’m kind of hoping that the world really does end this year
i mean i think we can all agree
things have gotten a little out of hand
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon